April 1, 2022

April Fools Day Cancelled

Things you do want to hear, "April fools!" after:

- "Because of the way you think, we froze your bank account until further notice without evidence or trial."

- "There's a ______ (food, energy, truck driver, everything)  shortage."

- "All our leaders have failed us."

- "We're out of coffee."

Things you do not want to hear, "April fools" after:

- "War is over, and peace has broken out everywhere."

- "The effects of global supply chain breakdown have been mitigated by import replacement and bolstering community resilience."

- "Our lame leaders and corrupted systems have been replaced with more effective alternatives."

- "Shortages are temporary, and we will be back to normal shortly."

- "I love you."

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