|"The oil zombies are coming, the oil zombies are coming!"|
Warning! The zombie apocalypse is nigh.
Look out British Columbia, the oil zombies are stumbling their way west with outstretched festering arms and mumbling, "We need oil, pipelines, LNG terminals, coal exports, nuclear, rail transport of hazardous materials and fracking."
While the living are investing in planet-saving technologies like solar, wind, biogas, tidal and other sustainable methods, the undead are flogging their dying energy source - fossil fuels.
"Never mind brains and tissue, we need pipelines," the piles of pus implore. "Lots of pipelines."
The only way to dispose of the oily undead is to expose them to logic and reality. No environment, no economy.
If we fail to evolve our way out of the impending fossil fuelled apocalypse, there will soon be zombie ghost tankers laden with zombie oil leaking along our fragile coastline.
Say NO to the oil zombies.