Could there be a better symbol of the futility of a mandatory car-based transportation system than the latest "big idea" out of the vehicle industrial complex? How desperate, or out of touch are they?
Yes, here is their answer to the ongoing ecocide brought on partly by powerful interests limiting our transportation alternatives in order to sell more of their killer product.
No, there will not be a resurgence of trains, or improved public transportation, or more bicycles, or staying home more often, or working closer to where you live. Or working from home permanently.
Those are all bad, dumb ideas that will "wreck our economy", which by the way, is more important than the climate, and recently, even more important than people's lives.
The manufactured for profit mandatory car culture will try to push the inevitable implementation of those ideas down the road another few decades, because the real solution is almost here.
Yes, the real solution coming from the private mobility/ego-stroking industry is... wait for it...
- an electric Hummer!
It will have a 1000 horsepower motor, and goes from 0 to stupid in 3 seconds.
Buyers will be able to choose a one, two, or three motor unit, because you can't have too many motors on hand when you go to pick up your groceries, or the kids from school (if the kids ever go back to school).
You can even take the roof panels off to "let the world in".
"Look kids, it's the world!"
"The coal-stained air is stinging my eyes, daddy, please put the panels back on."
Wow! The world is crumbling before our very eyes - but roof panels on an electric hummer! I'm forgetting about pollution and the pandemic already.
But the best part is yet to come. This electrified hunk of wastefulness on steroids starts at "only" $70,000 dollars. A bargain!
Who doesn't have 70 grand to throw around these days, speaking of waste?
Where I live, that kind of money, if anyone actually had it, could buy a piece of land and old house. I guess one could live in the truck, but where would you put the garden?
I wouldn't be surprised if a halo and green monks robe was included with each electric big truck purchase because the more you drive your new glorified shopping cart, the more you're saving the Earth.
Because it's green!
Like baby poop, except green baby poop isn't a sign that anything is wrong, and a hummer definitely is, electric or not.
Hmmm, I had not heard of the electric Hummer. Interesting. Sure, i have $70K to spend on it. And, i would definitely have to live in it.
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