Things you do want to hear, "April fools!" after:
- "Because of the way you think, we froze your bank account until further notice without evidence or trial."
- "There's a ______ (food, energy, truck driver, everything) shortage."
- "All our leaders have failed us."
- "We're out of coffee."
Things you do not want to hear, "April fools" after:
- "War is over, and peace has broken out everywhere."
- "The effects of global supply chain breakdown have been mitigated by import replacement and bolstering community resilience."
- "Our lame leaders and corrupted systems have been replaced with more effective alternatives."
- "Shortages are temporary, and we will be back to normal shortly."
- "I love you."
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